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when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”
my suicide note is literally just gonna be this text post
have a photoset of snakes laughing at your misfortune
(Source: drenasty123)
someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons
looks like this test was
a piece of cake
i moved on from political figures to historical(political) figures
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